Three Doctors
Three surgeons were at lunch one day having a conversation about what they liked the most about operating.
The first surgeon said: “I like operating on accountants because their insides are numbered.”
The second surgeon said: “I enjoy operating on librarians because their insides are in alphabetical order.”
The third doctor said: “I really love to operate lawyers becasue they are spineless, heartless, gutless, and best of all, their heads and asses are interchangeable.”