Three Doctors

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Three surgeons were at lunch one day having a conversation about what they liked the most about operating.

The first surgeon said: “I like operating on accountants because their insides are numbered.”

The second surgeon said: “I enjoy operating on librarians because their insides are in alphabetical order.”

The third doctor said: “I really love to operate lawyers becasue they are spineless, heartless, gutless, and best of all, their heads and asses are interchangeable.”

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