three drunks sitting around a fire
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Loading ...There are three drunks sitting around a fire arguing. The first drunk says, “The fastest thing in the world is the blink of an eye. You know when something is coming at your eye, you blink — poof — it is over. That is the fastest thing in the world.
The second one says, “No no no, the fastest thing in the world is the light. You know how you turn on the light switch — poof — the light turns on. That is the fastest thing in the world.
The third one says, You’re both wrong. The fastest thing in the world is diarrhea because last night before I could turn on the light swich or blink — poof –I totally shit myself!!!”
