Three Housewives
Three housewives are having lunch together in a small diner. Over dessert and coffee, they are discussing their suspicions regarding their spouses’ infidelities.
The first housewife says, “You know, I once found a pair of panty hose in the pocket of my husband’s coat and it’s not mine.”
“Tell me about it,” says the second housewife. “Several weeks ago, I found a box of condoms in my husband’s drawer. And I know he never uses them whenever we have sex.”
“So what did you do?” asks the first housewife.
“I put a hole in each and every condom.” says the second housewife.
The third housewife, who is pregnant, passes out.