THREE LITTLE PIGS
Once there were three little pigs in a bar. They all order beers and suck them down but only two go to the bathroom to pee.
The two little pigs return and all three order another beer.
They suck those down and the same two go to the bathroom.
The waiter asks the pig still sitting at the table why he never goes to the bathroom. The pig replies, “I’m the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home”.