Three Little Words

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A fellow was joined at the bar by a beautiful woman who soon approached the man with an offer.

“I’ll make your dreams come true,” she whispered, “for a hundred and fifty dollars.”

“That’s a lot of money,” the guy pointed out, admiring her voluptuous body.

“I’m worth it,” she assured him breathily. “For a hundred and fifty dollars, I’ll act out any fantasy. In fact, I can make any three words come true. Just dream them up, baby.”

Any three words? For a hundred and fifty dollars?” The man’s voice grew husky as the woman’s hand crept up his leg.

She nodded, reaching up with the other hand to caress the back of his neck while he considered the offer.

Finally, he leaned back with a big smile and announced, “It’s a deal!”

He leaned over and whispered, “Paint my house.”

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