Three Three Explorers Meet The Cannibals
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Loading ...Three famous explorers, Dr. Smith, Dr. Doe and Dr. Jones, were on an anthropological excursion into the deepest jungle of Borneo when they were captured by a tribe of head-hunting cannibals. When the three captive explorers were brought into the village, the cannibals’ chief told them, “You all trespassers! We no like trespassers. We eat trespassers. But we very fair. You three take test first. If you pass test, you go away alive. But if you fail, you lose head and be big feast for village. Now go to jungle and pick ten of the same fruit. You choose any fruit. Bring fruit back to village.”
So the three explorers under heavy guard set out in different directions into the jungle to select the fruit of their choice.
Dr. Smith was the first explorer to return to the village with ten pieces of banana. When he presented the bananas to the chief, the chief said, “Now test begin. Take off clothes and bend over. We push ten bananas up your ass one by one. If you keep quiet while we push banana up ass, you pass test. But if you make noise, you fail test and die.” So Dr. Smith did as he was told and prepared himself for the bananas being pushed up his ass. When the first banana was pushed up his ass, Dr. Smith tried hard to keep quiet. But he could not stand the second banana being pushed up his ass that he let out a pained “Aaargh!” His head was quickly chopped off and his body was thrown into a large vat of boiling water.
Just then, the next explorer to return was Dr. Doe who was carrying ten pieces of wild strawberries. The chief explained the mechanics of the test to Dr. Doe. When the first seven strawberries were being pushed up his ass, Dr. Doe was very still. However, when the eighth strawberry was being pushed up his ass, Dr. Doe inexplicably laughed out loud whereupon he lost his head and his body was thrown into the large vat of boiling water.
When Dr. Doe arrived at the pearly gates, he was greeted by Dr. Smith who said, “Hey you almost got it made. Why did you have to laugh your head off like that?”
Dr. Doe explained, “Sorry about that, old chap. I just can’t help myself. I just saw old Jones coming back with ten large pineapples.”
