Three Time Widower

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Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.

Jim: What happened to your first three wives?

Joe: They all died, Jim.

Jim: How did that happen?

Joe: My first wife ate poisonous mushrooms.

Jim: How terrible! And your second?

Joe: She ate poisonous mushrooms, too.

Jim: And your third ate poisonous mushrooms, too?

Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.

Jim: I see. An accident?

Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms!

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