Three Women
One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in the middle of nowhere when their car breaks down.
The brunette says, “We should take the things that we need to survive because we have to walk to the nearest town.” She then picks up some food and says, “We will need this.”
The redhead picks up a bottle of water and says, “We will need this.”
The blonde tries to pull the door off the car. The other two ask, “What are you doing?”
The blonde says, “We will need this because if it rains we can roll the window up.”