Tight Shoes
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well . . . they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.
“Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth, he says.