Tight Shoes

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A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well . . . they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet.

“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.

“Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth, he says.

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