tired of winter

One day a man was sick and tired of winter so he tied his snow shoes on the top of his car and drove south. When he got to Kansas City he pulled over and asked if any one knew what was on top of his car. Someone said, “Aren’t they snow shoes?”

“Yes,” he replied and got back in his car then drove further south. Finally he got to S.Carolina and pulled into a gas station. Pointing to the roof of his car, he asked, “Do you know what these are?” And Billy Bob said, “No sir.” “Thank god”, the man said “I think I’ll make this town my home.”

Later that week he had a flat tire and went back to the gas station. “I don’t see Billy Bob anywhere, do you know where he is?”

The gas station attendent replies, “The last time I saw Billy he was headed north with a black man tied to the roof of his car.”

This joke is filed under Ethnic Cultural.