tombstone revenge

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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on their anniversary day.

The husband gave his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription:
HERE LIES MY WIFE…. COLD AS EVER

Later the furious wife bought a return present, also a tombstone, on which the inscription read:
HERE LIES MY HUSBAND… STIFF AT LAST

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