Tomorrow Will Be Fine
A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a
close shave around his cheeks.
“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between
your cheek and gum.”
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with
the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a
few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what
if I swallow it?”
“No problem” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does!”