Tony & Leo

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Two racehorses, Tony and Leo, always ran against each other in races. The results were always the same with Tony coming in first and Leo second. One day after losing again Leo says: “Hey Tony! How about next time you let me win? I’m tired of always coming in second.”

To which Tony replies: “Well, okay, just this once.”

The next day they line up at the gate, the guns goes and they are off. Leo is pouring his whole heart into the race he is just pouring on the speed. At the first bend he looks back and sees Tony back about 2 lengths. He runs even harder through the straight stretch. He looks back on the last bend and sees that Tony is even farther behind than before. In the final stretch he is giving it his all, when suddenly Tony goes pounding by and wins the race!

Back at the stable Leo asks Tony: “Why did you beat me in the race? You told me you would let me win.”

Tony denies that he said he would let Leo win. Suddenly Jack the dog pipes up: “Tony you are such a liar! I heard you tell Leo you would let him win!”

The horses turn to each other and say: “A talking dog?”

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