Too drunk to crap
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Loading ...This drunk staggers into a men’s room in a busy bar.
After a while a loud shrill scream came echoing out of the men’s room. A brief hush came over the bar then it went back to its noisy atmosphere.
A few minutes passed and a second loud scream came from the men’s room. Not only was there a hush but people started to leave the bar murmurming with fear.
Seeing this, the bartender went to the door of the men’s room and pounded on it, shouting, “Hey… What the Hell is going on in there?”
The drunk replied, “Every time I try to flush this damn toilet something or someone reaches up and grabs my friggin’ balls!”
Hearing this the bartender slowly opens the door. He takes a look and says, “You idiot, you’re sitting on the mop bucket!!”
