Too Many Ants

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There are many more ants than humans in the world, and they belong to numerous different species. Some of the more common are:

1. The ants you find in your kitchen the morning after you leave something sweet or greasy on the counter. These are called Brown Ants or Sugar Ants.

2. Big red and black ants found outdoors in the Southwest. These are very aggressive ants, with large pincers. They are called Fire Ants.

3. In South America you can find aggressive ants who march en mass every seven or so years, devouring every living thing in their path. They are called Army Ants.

4. In Africa and India they have huge, giant ants. They are so huge people capture them and train them to be beasts of burden, to pull up tree stumps and to knock down walls. They are also trained to carry soldiers into battle.

They are called Eleph-ants.

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