Top 10 Lies Heard in Cancun, Mexico

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10. Yes, of course the water is purified.
9. I don’t usually drink this much.
8. I’ll be right back with your change.
7. None of my silver is plated.
6. I’ll ask my manager.
5. No hablo ingles.
4. My dad owns this place.
3. Really, the free breakfast has nothing to do with time share.
2. I’m divorced, I just wear the ring for my kids.
1. Just one more drink and we’ll go home!!

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