Top 10 signs Bill Clinton may be
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Loading ...10. Every time you are about to be punished, you start a war with another school.
09. You don’t count an oral report as a report.
08. When you get caught without your homework, you blame it on a “vast, 4th grade conspiracy”
07. When your Mom asks if you’ve done your chores, you respond “that depends on what the meaning of the word ‘done’ is”.
06. You get expelled, and your popularity rating goes up 10%.
05. The day after Christmas, you are on the phone having Bettie Curry get back your Christmas gifts.
04. DNA on Ashley Assenmacher’s dress conclusively proves you gave her cooties.
03. You are the only kid in town who got his “Buy 300 happy meals, get one free” card stamped.
02. Little Kenny Starr’s “What I Did This Summer” was a 250 page “referral” about what you did this summer.
And the number one sign your dad is Bill Clinton…
01. Your mother is a woman with a pulse who lived in Arkansas in the 70’s or 80’s.
