Top 10 Signs You Have a Drinking Problem
10. “Norm” is what they say when you enter the bar.
9. Two hands and one mouth….Now THAT’S a drinking problem.
8. 24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case … coincidence???
7. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
5. At an AA meeting you begin: “Hi my name is….uh…”.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
3. Job is interfering with your drinking.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth
And the nuumber one sign that you have a drinkin problem………….
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.