Top 10 things your driving instructor never taught you
(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...10. Your car can actually go airborn when driving over hills at high speeds.
9. Never flip off the elderly, they may have heart conditions.
8. If you see a pedestrian crossing the road, do not speed up and take bets on whether they will make it or if they will have to run back.
7. If you have little kids in the car and you see a rabbit hopping across the road, do not speed up and say “wow kids we almost didn’t get to see the Easter bunny this year.
6. Never try to drag race an ambulance.
5. Never tie your little brother’s bike to the bumper and tell him to hang on for the ride of his life.
4. If there is a kitten sleeping under the tire of your car, be sure to wake it up before backing out.
3. If you know your going to be late when driving somewhere and you will have to speed, be sure to have on makeup and nice clothes, police officers are more likely to
let you off.
2. Always drive with a bumper sticker on your car that says “My Dad’s a cop, so get off my Tail”, you’ll get away with a lot more.
And the #1 thing is:
The bank is not the same as the dive thru at McDonald’s,
there is a little metal door that opens up to put your money in and if you are too close, it will hit your car.