Top Ten Excuses for Losing Your Homework
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Loading ...10. I ran out of toilet paper damnit!
9. I was flashed by the MiB and they took it, honest.
8. Clinton needed a speech for losing against Iran.
7. I lit my fart on fire and my homework got in the way.
6. Your pet humped it and I ain’t touching that.
5. My mom and dad were having sex, I had to watch.
4. Showgirls was on.
3. I had nothing to do and I ain’t doing homework.
2. Aliens came to my house and made me their sex slave so I had to give it to them and after that I was out like a light.
1. The dog ate it.