Top Ten Reasons To Change Banks
1. The teller says, “Welcome to Burger… First State Bank, may I take your order?”
2. Founders: Dowee, Cheetum, and Howe.
3. Interest Rate on loans: 40.99 %
4. Bank run out of double-wide trailer. Which has been blown over FIVE times.
5. Slogan: “We want your money… uh business.”
6. Instead of candy kids get their very own HAPPY pills.
7. All cash deposits go directly into teller’s pants.
8. Valuables safely stored in a Pizza Hut box.
9. After you make a deposit, teller’s high-five each other.
10. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don’t speak English.