Top Ten Reasons To Change Banks

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1. The teller says, “Welcome to Burger… First State Bank, may I take your order?”

2. Founders: Dowee, Cheetum, and Howe.

3. Interest Rate on loans: 40.99 %

4. Bank run out of double-wide trailer. Which has been blown over FIVE times.

5. Slogan: “We want your money… uh business.”

6. Instead of candy kids get their very own HAPPY pills.

7. All cash deposits go directly into teller’s pants.

8. Valuables safely stored in a Pizza Hut box.

9. After you make a deposit, teller’s high-five each other.

10. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don’t speak English.

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