Top ten sign’s your at a Redneck wedding

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Top ten sign’s your at a Redneck wedding

10. Rehearsal dinner held at hooters

9. Instead of friends of the Bride, friends of the Groom, Usher’s ask Ford or Chevy

8. Bride’s maid’s pink tub top’s, Bride’s Groom’s Travis Tritt T-shirt’s

7. Phrase “i do” replaced with phrase “I herd dat!”

6. The “Wedding March” song performed by Hank Williams Jr.

5. Minster asked “Who giveth this woman to be married” some guy in the back stand’s up and yell’s “Earnhardt”

4. Reception Conversation includes the phrase “So what have you been doing cents He Ha Mr. Lindsey?”

3. Snack tray’s at reception include Vienna Sausages and Nacho Cheese Diorites

2. Plan’s for the honey moon evening include ticket’s to the NASCAR race

And the number 1 way to tell you at a Redneck wedding…

1. Sign in from of the church “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”

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