Tough break…
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Loading ...A man and woman were standing there getting married. The priest was talking. “Do you, John, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
“I do,” said John.
“And do you, Christina, take this man to be YOUR lawfully wedded wife?”
“I do,” she replied.
“And now, to forget old times and only move forward, break the glass which represents old times.” The priest places a piece of glass down. John steps on the glass, which makes a cool sound, like a bone snapping.
“YOW!” cried Christina.
“What? What is it, honey?”
“That’s not the glass, you idiot!” She cried. “That’s my foot!!!!!!”
