towel drop

A woman had just gotten out of the shower where husband is now. She hears a knock at the door and without thinking of the towel around her being the only thing covering her she answers it.

At the door stands her husband’s friend John. “Yes, can I help you?” she asks. “Well”, replies John, “I’ll give you $150 to drop that towel of yours!” Overwhelmed by the offer she blushes, but decides she could use the money so agrees to do it. (After all, what’s wrong with a little harmless nudity?)

So she drops the towel slowly and the man just stands there looking at her perfect exposed body. He then gives her the money and walks off. “Strange,” thought the woman as she headed to the bedroom where her husband was now getting dressed.

“Who was at the door?” he asked “Just your friend John.” she replied.

“Well,” he said, “did he give you the $150 he owes me?!”

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.