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Loading ...Once upon a time, three blondes went hunting in the forest. After a while they see some tracks. The first blonde says “hey look at these deer tracks!”. The second blonde looks at the tracks and says “no stupid those are wolf tracks!”. The third one looks at the tracks and studies them a little bit and says “you guys are both stupid, those are obviously bear tracks!”. Thats when they were hit by the train.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Canadian, an American and a Newfie are sitting at the bar.
Then the Canadian stands up and says “I am going hunting.”
1hr later he comes back with a 10 point buck.
Then the American says “Where did you get that.”
“Me see tracks, me follow tracks, me shoot deer.” replies the Canadian.Then the American jumps up and runs out the door.
2hrs later he returns with a 12 point buck and the Newfie asks “Where did you get that.”
So the American explains “me see tracks, me follow tracks, me shoot deer.”
So then the Newfie Jumps up and leaves and returns 30 minutes later. His clothes are all shredded up he is all bruised up and he is huffing and puffing. The American and the Canadian say in unison “WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?”
The Newfie replies “me see tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by locomotive!!!!!!!!
