Trailer Trash Tragedy
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...Three Trailer Trash brothers, Buford, Daryl and Daryl, go out on the lake fishin in a canoe. Purty soon, Daryl an Daryl get to rasslin in the canoe and sure enough it turns over. Now Buford he smart but he cain’t swim none, so he drowns while Daryl and Daryl they get picked up by Luke McCoy who is also out thar fishin.
The next day, Sheriff Will Harmon, he sends his deputy to bring Daryl and Daryl down to make positive identification on Buford’s body which a couple a froggers pulled out a the lake early this mornin. So thar on a gurney in the parkin lot aside the Sheriff’s office is the nekked remains a Buford, lyin on his back.
“That your brother Buford?” asks the Sheriff.
“Turn him over” says Daryl.
“Yeah, turn him over” says Daryl’s brother Daryl.
So even though Sheriff Will he don’t understand this none, he turns over Buford’s body.
“Nah, that there ain’t Buford” says Daryl.
“That cain’t be Buford”says Daryl’s brother Daryl.
“Why cain’t it be Buford?” asks Will Harmon.
“This guy only got one asshole” says Daryl.
“Yeah,” says Daryl’s brother Daryl. “Whenever we go into town, people always say, “Here comes Buford with the two assholes.”
