Traveling Woodpeckers

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An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree there that no woodpecker can peck.

The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe!

The Texas woodpeck then challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to come to Texas and try to peck this certain tree there that no woodpecker had ever been able to peck successfully.

The Alaskan woodpecker said he was sure he would be able to do it. So, after flying down to Texas, he successfully pecked the tree!

The two woodpeckers then had a discussion about why they were each unable to peck those trees in their own states. After thinking about this problem for some time, they both came to the same conclusion: “Your pecker is always harder when you’re away from home…”

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