tribe cheater
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He thinks that the one thing he never did was to teach these natives how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.
He points to a tree and tells the chief, “This is a tree.”
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, “This is a rock.”
At which the chief looks and grunts, “Rock.”
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, “Riding a bike.”
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells in the tribal language, “I have spent years teaching your tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other! How could you kill these people?!”
The chief replied, “My bike.”