Trick Or Treat

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Top 10 things that sound dirty but aren’t on Halloween…

10. She’s a goblin!

9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

6. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack!

4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

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