Trip to Heaven

Looking for a place to sit down, a drunk wandered into a church during Sunday services just as the priest was asking, “Who wants to go to Heaven?” The entire congregation waved their hands in the air and responded, “I do, I do!” The drunk began to raise his hand, looked around, and then lowered his hand.

Later in his sermon, the priest asked again, “Who wants to go to Heaven?” The entire congregation again answered, “I do, I do!” Still, the drunk sat silently looking around.

The priest asked the drunk, “Don’t you want to go to Heaven?”

The guy replied, “I think I’m gonna go on the third trip ’cause the first two are already full.”

This joke is filed under Heaven, Religious.