Trip to the Doctor
One day this old man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I don’t know what’s wrong, everywhere I touch it hurts. The doctor asks the old man to show him.
The old man takes his finger and starts to poke himself af various places on his body. The doctor noticed that everytime the old man poked himself, he would grimace with pain, so he proceded to take some X-rays.
A short while later, the doctor returns with the results of the tests. He says to the old man: “You have A BROKEN FINGER”.