Trust your Doctor
A man has a glass eye, and every night he takes it out and puts it in a glass of water. One morning, half asleep, he picks up the glass and swallows his glass eye. The eye travels almost through his system, but gets stuck in the last mile. Things are starting to back up.
The guy goes to his Dr. and tells the Dr. he has a pain in his lower back. He says nothing about the glass eye. The Dr. gets him up on the examining table, starts to look up this guy’s ass, and sees the glass eye staring back at him.
He says to the guy,.. “Look, you have to learn to trust me!”