Try the old ’standby’ excuse
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Loading ...It’s a beautiful warm spring day and Paula & I are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.
As we walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes crazy! He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting
and pounding his chest with the free hand. He’s obviously excited, looking at Paula in the sexy dress.
Of course, I notice the beast’s excitement, and suggest that Paula tease the poor fellow. I suggest that she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then I suggest that she let one of her straps fall. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
“Now try lifting your dress up your thighs.” She does, and this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, I quickly grab Paula, rip open the door to the cage, sling her in with the gorilla and say, “Now, tell HIM you have a headache!”
