TV blonde
A blonde went into a department store and asked the salesman if she could buy the t.v on display. The salesman replied, “No we don’t sell to blondes!”
The next day she wore a brown wig and again asked, “Can I buy that tv.”
“No we dont sell to blondes!”
“HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS A BLONDE?”
“Because that is a microwave.”