two black eyes
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Loading ...What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you’ve already told her twice.
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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up on an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her butt. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife, “but how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way, so I pushed it back in.”