Two Blondes Find a Compact

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Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk, when one of them spots a compact lying by the curb. She opens the compact and looks at the mirror and exclaims to her friend “Hey, this girl looks familiar!”

Her friend reaches over, looks in the mirror and says, “You dumb shit! It’s me!”

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