Two Drunk Guys in a Loud Bar
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Loading ...There were these two guys in a bar, and after they had gotten drunk and after a few hours of being there, one of them saw a very attractive girl walk in.
He asks the other guy, “Why don’t you ask her to dance?”
So he went and asked her to dance, and she said, “No, I’m concentrating on matrimony and I’d rather sit than dance.”
The guy comes back, depressed, so his fried asked, “What happened, did she say yes?”
He replied, “No, she said that she was constipated on macaroni and she’d rather shit in her pants.”
