Two Guys and a Donkey
There were two guys, Bob and Joe. Now Bob and Joe LOVED hockey, and they went to hockey games every weekend. And every Saturday after the games they searched the parking lot, not remembering where they parked their car.
One day Bob decided he had a brilliant idea, and he was going to surprise Joe. That morning when he went to pick up Joe for the game, he was riding on a donkey. Joe looked at him with complete amazement and confusion, but hopped on.
When they reached the gate where they had to pay the parking fee. The officer on duty gave the two a confused look and muttered something to himself.
So Bob and Joe parked the donkey and went into the stadium to watch the game. When it was time to go home, they went out to the donkey.
Before they hopped on, Bob wanted to check to make sure it was their donkey. Although Joe didn’t know how Bob could tell, he let him check.
Bob came back to Joe and said, “Nope, not our donkey.”
“How can you tell?” Joe asked.
“Well,” explained Bob, “on the way into the parking lot I heard the police officer say that our donkey had two assholes on it.”