Two guys save a life
Two guys were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. The two guys are staring at her while she drinks her martini and all of a sudden she begans to choke.
The two guys get up and run to her end of the bar. The first guy said “Can you speak?” She shook her head No!
The second Guy said “Can you breathe?” She shook her head No!
Suddenly the first guy pulls down her panties and licks her on the butt. She was so shocked she coughed up the obstruction and began breathing again.
So the first guy looks at the second guy and says,
“I guess the Hind lick maneuver really works.”