TWO IRISH MEN AND A BLONDE
There were two Irish men and a blonde walking in the jungle and they came across a man who told them they could have any one thing and would be thrown in a hole for ten years with a ten year supply of that one thing. So the first Irish man asked for a ten year supply of Irish whisky and was thrown in a hole. The second Irish man asked for a ten year supply of Irish whisky too and was thrown in a hole. The blonde asked for a ten year supply of cigarettes and was thrown in a hole for ten years.
Ten years later the man came back and let the Irish man out and the Irish man staggered back and forth and fell dead of alcohol poisoning. Then the man let the second Irish man out and he staggered back and forth and fell dead of alcohol poisoning. Then the man let the blonde out and she had a cigarette in her mouth and said, “Can I get a light?”