Two Missionaries In Hot Water
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Loading ...In the deepest jungles of Africa, two missionaries were seized by a tribe of hostile cannibals. The cannibals then stripped the missionaries of their clothing, hogtied them and threw them into a large vat of hot boiling water over an open fire with the intention of boiling them alive.
As the missionaries kept praying for a miracle, one of them suddenly burst out laughing. This made the other missionary so confused by his companion’s sudden burst of laughter that he screamed, “What’s the matter with you? Here we are being boiled alive for lunch and you are laughing your heart out! Do you find anything hilarious about all this?”
With tears in his eyes from laughing so much, the laughing missionary said, “I just peed in the soup!”
