Two More on the Way!
Already the mother of two rambunctious boys, a pregnant woman was not looking forward to having a third child to look after. Her husband, however, was thrilled when the doctor announced they were going to have twins this time. He told his wife that she should start thinking of names.
“Well, let’s see,” she said. “We already have Adolph and Rudolph. How about Getoff and Stayoff?”