Two Morons
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Loading ...Two morons were working in a pit, digging away, while their boss was up on normal ground, sitting next to his cadillac, drinking lemonade.
One moron said, “Why do we have to be down here, while our boss is up there relaxing?”
The other replied, “I don’t know, I’ll go up and ask him”, which he did.
The boss replied, “It’s because I’m smart and you guys are morons”.
“What makes you think that?”, asked the moron.
“Let me show you”, said the boss. He put his hand on the car. “Make a fist, and hit my hand as hard as you possibly can”.
The moron did as he said, but just before he hit the bosses hand, the boss pulled away, and the moron hit the car, and severely injured his own hand.
“Now do you understand?’, asked the boss.
“Yessir, I do”, said the moron, who then climbed back down into the pit.
“Well?”, asked the other moron, “did he explain why?”
“Yeah, it’s because he’s smart, and we’re morons.”
“Huh?”
“OK, let me explain it to you”, said the first moron, putting his hand up to his face, “Make a fist, and hit my hand as hard as you possibly can”.
