Two morons & a mule

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Two morons bought a farm and moved out to the country. The farm included a mule, but the mule was pretty ornery. Every time the morons would start to lead the mule into the barn, his ears would hit the top of the door and he’d start bucking and kicking and jumping all over the barn yard.

After some consideration, the morons decided that the solution to this dilemma was to raise the barn up. They were working feverishly on that project, but not having much success, when a city boy passed by.

“What are you guys doing?” asked the city boy. They explained the problem with the mule. The city boy responded, “Wouldn’t it be easier to just dig a little trench at the doorway?” and then left.

As the morons watched the city boy leave, one said to the other, “What an idiot…it’s not his feet that are hitting, it’s his ears.”

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