Two News

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Doctor : I have a bad news and an even worse news for you, Mr. Johnson.

Johnson : Well..I’m ready. What’s the bad one?

Doctor : You have a tumor in your brain, and about 24 hours left to live.

Johnson : Now, what possibly can be a worse news than that?

Doctor : Well..I’m very sorry Mr. Johnson. It’s just that I should’ve told that yesterday.

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