Two outta three ain’t bad!
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Loading ...Bill Clinton and the Pope both die on the same day. Clinton goes to heaven and the Pope goes to hell.
Upon their arrivals at their respectful destinations the Pope begins to argue with Satan that there must have been a mistake.
After checking the computer the devil comes back and tells the Pope that there was a mistake and that he should get on the UP escalator as soon as a replacement can be found in heaven.
Shortly thereafter the devil instructs the Pope to board the UP escalator.
So as the Pope is riding the up escalator he passes Clinton who is on the DOWN escalator. Clinton says to the Pope, “Father I just want you to know that I am taking your place in hell.”
The Pope looks at Clinton and says, “Thank you, my son. I am so happy to be going to heaven. I cannot wait to meet God, Jesus and the Virgin Mary!”
Clinton looks at the Pope and replies, “Well Father, two out of three ain’t bad!”
