Two Priests died and met at the Pearly Gates at the same time. The computer was down, so St. Peter asked them if they would hang out on earth for a week as anything they wanted. They both agreed.

The first priest asked to be an eagle for a week. “So be it,” said St. Peter and off the priest went.

The second priest asked to if he could be a “Stud” for a week, and St. Peter once again agreed.

A week later, the computer was fixed and the Lord told St. Peter to recall the two priests. “Will you have any trouble locating them?” he asked.

“The first one should be easy,” replies St. Peter, “He’s somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult.”

“Why?” asked the Lord.

“Because he is on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota.”

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Two priests were done for the day and decided to head for the showers. When they got in they realized neither one had brought soap, so one of them says, “I’ll be alright to go out in the hall naked just to get some soap”, so out he goes and is on his way back with 2 bars of soap when 3 nuns come walking down the hall.

The priest froze and pretended he was a statue, with the bars of soap in each hand trying to cover himself up.
The first nun says, “Look at the statue!” and pulls his dick and the priest drops a bar of soap and she says, “Look I got a bar of soap.”

The second nun does exactly the same thing and she says, “I got a bar of soap also.”

The third nun steps up and pulls his dick and says, “Oh look I got hand soap”!!

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