Two Ropes
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Loading ...Two ropes are walking down the street and see a bar. So the first rope goes into the bar, sits down at a stool, and orders something to drink. The bartender growls, “Are you one of dem ropes?” And the rope replies,”Well, yes, I am.” The bartender yells, “Well, we don’t serve your kind!” And he twirls up the rope and throws him out onto the street.
The second rope gets pretty worried and thinks, “I better disguise myself.” So he ties himself up and ruffles himself around the edges and strolls into the bar. He sits down at a stool and orders something to drink.
The bartender looks at him suspiciously and growls, “Are you one of dem ropes?”
The rope replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
