Two-Story House
The judge says, “Please tell me why you’re seeking a divorce.”
The guy says, “Because I live in a two-story house.”
The Judge says, “What kind of a reason is that? What’s the matter with a two-story house?”
The guy says, “I’ll tell you what’s the matter. One story is, ‘I have a headache’ and the other story is, ‘It’s that time of the month.’”