UFO Cover-Up

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There’s something everyone should know: On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

On March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

That clears up a lot of things.

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